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Oops, It's Christmas

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So, I, uh...got distracted. And haven't updated in a while, you'll notice. But good news, if you were following what I was talking about back in October! I did manage to pull off NaNo! Anyway, with that over for now, I think I'm going to be focusing mainly on...well, whatever the hell I want to talk about. I'd love input on what people want me to babble about, though. I think next time I post, I'm going to talk about how goddamn awesome my stepdad is. But for now, Christmas! Katz: Yay Christmas! Me: Stop humping the tree, Katz. Katz: I'm not humping this time! Me: Why are you climbing the tree? Me: Katz, what are you doing! Katz: Yay!  Me: Great. Now I can't reach you. Katz: Ohgod. I hate heights. I feel sick. SAVE ME! Me: BROTHER! Katz: BUTBUTBUT TREEEEE! STAAARRRR!! Me: YOU SAID YOU HATED HEIGHTS! Katz: But tree! CHRISTMAS! Me: Thanks bro. Katz, behave. Katz: ... Brother: Present time! Katz: YAY! PRESENT!

Clichés and D&D

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18 days and counting until NaNoWriMo kicks off! Today, I'm talking about clichés. A cliché is defined as an idea that has been used so many times that the power it originally had is gone. Clichés are a massive worry for a lot of writers, and one of the things that might get in your way when you're trying to plot something up for NaNo this year. A lot of websites try and tell you all these ways to avoid clichés, or how to phase them out of your story. It's a little strange, but I, personally, don't think going out of your way to avoid clichés is a good idea. I can give you the reason in two short little lessons right here: LESSON ONE: Everything is a cliché. Yes, as far as I'm concerned, EVERYTHING is a cliché, or takes off from a cliché. You can't avoid it. Even if it seems new and original, someone, somewhere, can find something it is apparently derivative of. The secret is to accept it and embrace it, and know that you can give these clichés back their

Mary Sues and Totems

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22 days and counting until NaNo! I'm going to start off today by bringing up the dreaded Mary Sue . Now, it used to be fairly straightforward for people to pick these little nuisances out, but the term has become a lot more widespread in it's use in the last few years. A discussion that you might find interesting on what it means to have a Mary Sue can be found here in the NaNoWriMo forums. Mary Sue has a long history. I'd say more, but you can find a delightfully informative essay on the matter at 150 Years of Mary Sue . I can't beat that out, and I;m kinda just trying to get past this. I'm lazy, so what? So, today's links are to my favorite Mary Sue tests. The Writer's Mary Sue Test The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test The Original Fiction Mary Sue Litmus Test Now on to the fun part. I mentioned in my last post that I was planning on having totems/guests this year to help out with my NaNo? Well.... They arrived. I open up my package, and p

The Countdown

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26 days and counting until the kickoff of NaNoWrimo! For those not in the know, NaNoWriMo , or National Novel Writing Month is a yearly challenge where participants write a 50,000 word novel between November 1st and 30th. 50,00 words, 30 days. Fun times. Okay, ditching the stiff style of writing, it bothers me. This is going to be year six for me, with two wins under my belt. I'm taking a big ole left turn into WTF and out of my comfort zone by writing what is best described as Scifi this time around. The image above should be a link to my NaNo page; feel free to check things out over the course of the next two months. This year I have a special plan. I have acquired a special guest/totem who will be arriving soon, and he'll be assisting me over the duration of prep month, NaNo, and then into the future. More on that when he and his buddy arrive. Normally, I'd post a little about my plot, but I'm not ready to start chewing on that right now, so instead I'